Erin

“Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.”
― Margaret Atwood

“I'm single because I was born that way.”
― Mae West

“So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane.”
― John Green, Looking for Alaska

“Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.”
― Sam Levenson