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“It is not then the existence or the non-existence, of the persons that I trouble myself about; it is the fable of Jesus Christ, as told in the New Testament, and the wild and visionary doctrine raised thereon, against which I contend. The story, taking it as it is told, is blasphemously obscene. It gives an account of a young woman engaged to be married, and while under this engagement, she is, to speak plain language, debauched by a ghost.”
― Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason

tags: absurdity, debauchery, doctrine, existence, fable, holy-ghost, jesus-christ, mythology, new-testament, obscene, ridiculous, wild

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“I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said.”
― Dave Matthes, Sleepeth Not, the Bastard

tags: ass, bastard, booze, comedy, conditioner, erotic-romance, erotica, hair, hilarious, humor

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“‎"The more we spend our time 'practicing the presence' of Jesus, the more we become like Him"

~ R. Alan Woods”
― R. Alan Woods

tags: jesus, jesus-christ, r-alan-woods

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“I'm Jesus Christ, whether you want to accept it or not, I don't care.”
― Charles Manson

tags: charles-manson, jesus, jesus-christ

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“We are like the moon. The moon shines anyway, but it does not produce its own light. It reflects the light illuminated onto its surface by the Sun and is never proud to say "I am the source of light". God shines through us, hence He deserves the glory; not us.”
― Israelmore Ayivor