“The tree of nonsense is watered with error, and from its branches swing the pumpkins of disaster.”
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“The odor of bowel wind is known to every human, but the fragrance of book glue has crossed only a fraction of mortal nostrils. And yet it behooves us not to judge the unlettered too harshly. We must stay the impulse to write CHUCKLEHEAD above their doors and carve DOLT upon their tombstones.”
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“That's what you get for ignoring the beauty of Tupperware.”
― The Gone-Away World
― The Gone-Away World
“A warsheep would be a cross between a dolphin and a small, limber elephant.”
― The Gone-Away World
― The Gone-Away World
“Thus Gonzo, incendiarist and leader of men.”
― The Gone-Away World
― The Gone-Away World
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