Mikaela Bottaro

“You think Romeo would’ve killed himself if he’d lived with Juliet long enough to realize she can’t clean up her fucking socks off the bathroom floor? Or that she gets crazy gassy after she eats Mexican? Come on. It’s”
― Penelope Bloom, His Package

“It wasn’t as if I’d expected a ring, or dinner. But, hell, a “Hello, how are you, thanks for the hot sex” was surely only polite.”
― Louise Bay, King of Wall Street

“Kids who know they’re cared for and cared about have fewer behavioral problems and stronger relationships. •”
― Heidi Murkoff, What to Expect the First Year:

“Even if it doesn’t look like it from the outside, I think if you look closely enough you’ll see the right ending is the happy ending.” I”
― Samantha Young, The Impossible Vastness of Us