Mikaela Bottaro
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“You think Romeo would’ve killed himself if he’d lived with Juliet long enough to realize she can’t clean up her fucking socks off the bathroom floor? Or that she gets crazy gassy after she eats Mexican? Come on. It’s”
― His Package
― His Package
“You scared the crap out of me. I mean, not literally. I’m potty trained.”
― Her Bush
― Her Bush
“It is not your responsibility to be perfect. If you listen to nothing else, hear this—you are not perfect, you never will be, and it is a goddamned waste of energy to endeavor to be such.”
― Dangerous Games
― Dangerous Games
“Sweetheart, be careful. Or be bold. But you can’t have both.”
― Sex and Other Shiny Objects
― Sex and Other Shiny Objects
“Oh, he’s a loser,” she said. “You know it. I know it. But the sex is okay so he’ll do until I graduate.”
― Mr. Knightsbridge
― Mr. Knightsbridge
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