Mikaela Bottaro
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“You think Romeo would’ve killed himself if he’d lived with Juliet long enough to realize she can’t clean up her fucking socks off the bathroom floor? Or that she gets crazy gassy after she eats Mexican? Come on. It’s”
― His Package
― His Package
“I fight with words, and I use them well.”
― Asking for a Friend
― Asking for a Friend
“Oh, he’s a loser,” she said. “You know it. I know it. But the sex is okay so he’ll do until I graduate.”
― Mr. Knightsbridge
― Mr. Knightsbridge
“You scared the crap out of me. I mean, not literally. I’m potty trained.”
― Her Bush
― Her Bush
“Definitely about a hundred steps up from the bimbos he normally hooks up with.”
― Code Name: Ghost
― Code Name: Ghost
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