Mikaela Bottaro

“You think Romeo would’ve killed himself if he’d lived with Juliet long enough to realize she can’t clean up her fucking socks off the bathroom floor? Or that she gets crazy gassy after she eats Mexican? Come on. It’s”
― Penelope Bloom, His Package

“Oh my God, why did he have to be such a romantic pain in my ass? “I’m”
― Samantha Young, The Impossible Vastness of Us

“Even if it doesn’t look like it from the outside, I think if you look closely enough you’ll see the right ending is the happy ending.” I”
― Samantha Young, The Impossible Vastness of Us

“When women read romance books, one of two things generally happen.” Mal ran a hand through his lovely locks. “They either want to discuss the book in great depth. And probably, life and your relationship. Now sometimes that’s okay. You reach a higher level of understanding with each other and shit. But sometimes it sucks, pure and simple. You wind up getting bitched at for days because of something the dude in the book did that makes you look bad. But if it’s an awesome book, however, a hot one? Well then … kinky fuckery like you wouldn’t believe, man. The ideas Pumpkin has gotten out of some of those books. Gold. I could never have talked her into trying half of that stuff.” “Huh.”
― Kylie Scott, Dirty