Kyle Miller

“William wondered why he always disliked people who said “no offense meant.” Maybe it was because they found it easier to say “no offense meant”than actually refrain from giving offense.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wit and Wisdom of Discworld

“Ptraci didn’t just derail the train of thought, she ripped up the rails, burned the stations, and melted the bridges for scrap.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wit and Wisdom of Discworld

“Those who are inclined to casual cruelty say that inside a fat girl is a thin girl and a lot of chocolate.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wit and Wisdom of Discworld

“When you became a wizard you were expected to stop shaving and grow a beard like a gorse bush. Very senior wizards looked capable of straining nourishment out of the air via their mustaches, like whales.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wit and Wisdom of Discworld