Kyle Miller

“There is a type of girl who, while incapable of cleaning her bedroom even at knifepoint, will fight for the privilege of being allowed to spend the day shoveling manure in a stable.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wit and Wisdom of Discworld: A Compendium of Witty and Wise Quotations from Terry Pratchett's Fantasy Universe

“Ptraci didn’t just derail the train of thought, she ripped up the rails, burned the stations, and melted the bridges for scrap.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wit and Wisdom of Discworld: A Compendium of Witty and Wise Quotations from Terry Pratchett's Fantasy Universe

“Never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wit and Wisdom of Discworld: A Compendium of Witty and Wise Quotations from Terry Pratchett's Fantasy Universe

“William wondered why he always disliked people who said “no offense meant.” Maybe it was because they found it easier to say “no offense meant”than actually refrain from giving offense.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wit and Wisdom of Discworld: A Compendium of Witty and Wise Quotations from Terry Pratchett's Fantasy Universe