Kyle Miller

“When you became a wizard you were expected to stop shaving and grow a beard like a gorse bush. Very senior wizards looked capable of straining nourishment out of the air via their mustaches, like whales.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wit and Wisdom of Discworld: A Compendium of Witty and Wise Quotations from Terry Pratchett's Fantasy Universe

“There is a type of girl who, while incapable of cleaning her bedroom even at knifepoint, will fight for the privilege of being allowed to spend the day shoveling manure in a stable.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wit and Wisdom of Discworld: A Compendium of Witty and Wise Quotations from Terry Pratchett's Fantasy Universe

“Did I hear things, or can that little dog speak?” said Dibbler. “He says he can’t,” said Victor. Dibbler hesitated. “Well,” he said, “I suppose he should know.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wit and Wisdom of Discworld: A Compendium of Witty and Wise Quotations from Terry Pratchett's Fantasy Universe

“Never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wit and Wisdom of Discworld: A Compendium of Witty and Wise Quotations from Terry Pratchett's Fantasy Universe