Kyle Miller

“What is your name?” he said. “My name is immaterial,” she said. “That’s a pretty name,” said Rincewind.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wit and Wisdom of Discworld

“Never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wit and Wisdom of Discworld

“When you became a wizard you were expected to stop shaving and grow a beard like a gorse bush. Very senior wizards looked capable of straining nourishment out of the air via their mustaches, like whales.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wit and Wisdom of Discworld

“William wondered why he always disliked people who said “no offense meant.” Maybe it was because they found it easier to say “no offense meant”than actually refrain from giving offense.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wit and Wisdom of Discworld