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They’re males. They get confused which head is for thinking and do stupid shit. As females, we need to set them right.
“I'm pregnant," I blurt.
He stares at me. "With a baby."
I slap his chest. "No, with a fucking roasted chicken. Yes, with a baby!”
― Bound to the Battle God
He stares at me. "With a baby."
I slap his chest. "No, with a fucking roasted chicken. Yes, with a baby!”
― Bound to the Battle God
“It takes everything I have to maintain eye contact, because every time he moves, the jiggle of his hog is distracting.”
― Bound to the Battle God
― Bound to the Battle God
“I still bend over and puke on some poor person's headstone.
Markos gives my back a pat. "Hurry it along, Faith. More will be coming."
Right. Right. Never mind that I just murdered two soldiers that were doing their jobs. This is war.”
― Bound to the Battle God
Markos gives my back a pat. "Hurry it along, Faith. More will be coming."
Right. Right. Never mind that I just murdered two soldiers that were doing their jobs. This is war.”
― Bound to the Battle God
“Then again, Aron doesn't seem all that concerned so that must be normal.
Then again, Aron doesn't know how to work a door.”
― Bound to the Battle God
Then again, Aron doesn't know how to work a door.”
― Bound to the Battle God
“There is a real rapey vibe to this place. Goody.”
― Bound to the Battle God
― Bound to the Battle God
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