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They’re males. They get confused which head is for thinking and do stupid shit. As females, we need to set them right.
“Then again, Aron doesn't seem all that concerned so that must be normal.
Then again, Aron doesn't know how to work a door.”
― Bound to the Battle God
Then again, Aron doesn't know how to work a door.”
― Bound to the Battle God
“I'm pregnant," I blurt.
He stares at me. "With a baby."
I slap his chest. "No, with a fucking roasted chicken. Yes, with a baby!”
― Bound to the Battle God
He stares at me. "With a baby."
I slap his chest. "No, with a fucking roasted chicken. Yes, with a baby!”
― Bound to the Battle God
“There is a real rapey vibe to this place. Goody.”
― Bound to the Battle God
― Bound to the Battle God
“This is... you're certain, Faith?" When I nod, his face splits into a boyish grin. "A child."
"Or a roasted chicken. You guess which one.”
― Bound to the Battle God
"Or a roasted chicken. You guess which one.”
― Bound to the Battle God
“It takes everything I have to maintain eye contact, because every time he moves, the jiggle of his hog is distracting.”
― Bound to the Battle God
― Bound to the Battle God
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