Jack Hills

“Nora:"We could have a secret signal to fund each other in the forest! Ren, can you imatate a sloth?"
Ren:"Nora?"
Nora:"Yeah?"
"I don't think sloths make a lot of noise.”
― RWBY

“Aw, man. I’d just shot an angel in the face.I made my way into the foyer and sat down on the stairs. I glanced up at the big old grandfather clock. It was going on ten. My folks would be home soon.
“How was your evening, honey?”
“Killed an angel.”
“Well, isn’t that nice.”
That wasn’t happening. Daddy never liked guns in the first place, Mother just pretended to. I was so grounded.”
― Adrienne Kress, Outcast

“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.”
― Bill Cosby

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
― Cathy Guiswite