Daniel Rogers

“The poor dumb lug didn’t know what hit him. (It was a brick. I used a brick.)”
― Ron Burgundy, Let Me Off at the Top!: My Classy Life and Other Musings

“If I’m in a room with nunchuks you might as well forget it. It’s like putting down a plate of peanut butter cookies, I cannot resist picking them up. I will invariably grab those nunchuks and start flipping them around, whirling them through the air and within seconds my whole face is bruised and bleeding. I can’t work ’em. I just can’t. Don’t even let me hold them.”
― Ron Burgundy, Let Me Off at the Top!: My Classy Life and Other Musings