Jodie

“It seems to me that any law that is not enforced and can't be enforced weakens all other laws.”
― Robert A Heinlein, Friday

“It was surprisingly sexy, a man in an apron. Like a man in a kilt, only with promise of dinner afterward.”
― Diana Holquist, Hungry for More

“A friend said to me, “Hey you need to grow a pair. Grow a pair, Bro.” It’s when someone calls you weak, but they associate it with a lack of testicles. Which is weird, because testicles are the most sensitive things in the world. If you suddenly just grew a pair, you’d be a lot more vulnerable. If you want to be tough, you should lose a pair. If you want to be real tough, you should grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”
― Sheng Wang

“When life hands you lemons, hand them back and demand chocolate!”
― Suzanne Sweeney