Chelsi (Moe)

“A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
― Marcus Tullius Cicero

“Oh sure, you can barely control your own disgusting body, but go ahead and take care of my completely defenseless infant. Also, here’s some car keys, because you may only be sixteen and your brain isn’t fully developed yet, but I trust you implicitly to operate my four-thousand-pound vehicle.” Honestly, I miss the old days, when everybody died peacefully of cholera at the ripe old age of thirteen, surrounded by their grandchildren.”
― Matt Bellassai, Everything Is Awful: And Other Observations

“The truth is, honey, I've enjoyed my life. I've had a hell of a good time.”
― Ava Gardner

“It’s not the world that’s cruel. It’s the people in it.”
― Nora Sakavic, The Foxhole Court