Chelsi (Moe)

“It’s not the world that’s cruel. It’s the people in it.”
― Nora Sakavic, The Foxhole Court

“Oh sure, you can barely control your own disgusting body, but go ahead and take care of my completely defenseless infant. Also, here’s some car keys, because you may only be sixteen and your brain isn’t fully developed yet, but I trust you implicitly to operate my four-thousand-pound vehicle.” Honestly, I miss the old days, when everybody died peacefully of cholera at the ripe old age of thirteen, surrounded by their grandchildren.”
― Matt Bellassai, Everything Is Awful: And Other Observations

“Just need a dragon now.” He paused. “On second thought, no dragons. I think we’re fine without dragons.”
― Brent Weeks, The Burning White

“I was not cursed with an overabundance of brains. My mom said I was just fine, My daddy thought I was slow. My mom said it wasn't a race.”
― T.J. Klune, Wolfsong