Elizabeth

“We should all start to live before we get too old. Fear is stupid. So are regrets.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“Pouring out liquor is like burning books.”
― William Faulkner

“Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.”
― Leo Durocher

“At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and then some Matthew McConaughey type either whips around the corner just in the nick of time to save her or is clumsily pulled down along with her. That event predictably leads to the magical moment of their first kiss. Please. I fall ALL the time. You know who comes and gets me? The bouncer.”
― Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands