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as a kid, Businesswoman With Many Files was her absolute favorite game of pretend.
“I feel like I should apologize,” I say. “You did throw up directly afterward.” He laughs quietly, under his breath. “As if that would be my reaction to seeing you naked, Olive.” The door opens and closes again. When I turn to ask him what he meant, he’s gone. •”
― The Unhoneymooners
― The Unhoneymooners
“It also meant she thought of books as medication and sanctuary and the source of all good things. Nothing yet had proven her wrong.”
― The Bookish Life of Nina Hill
― The Bookish Life of Nina Hill
“knew he was a book lover, but to be the same kind of book lover I am? It makes my insides melt.”
― The Unhoneymooners
― The Unhoneymooners
“Rumor has it your dad brought her flowers and she pulled off every petal and used them to spell PUTA in the snow.”
― The Unhoneymooners
― The Unhoneymooners
“Dave hands me the bread. Josh takes some chicken onto his plate.
The silence is homicidal.
Emily finishes her wine and Dave pours her more. For such a small thing, Emily can really pack it away.
“Winnie has worms,” I tell the table, and spread some butter on my bread. “Took her to the vet earlier. I was so worried I was going to have to treat it with some ointment in her butt, but—nope—just a pill.”
I take a sip of wine and grin at them. Josh puts his fork down and cups his forehead. But in a few beats they all break into laughter, and Emily looks over at me with my favorite kind of fondness.
“She doesn’t really have worms. I was just kidding.”
I am nothing if not a decent icebreaker.”
― Josh and Hazel's Guide to Not Dating
The silence is homicidal.
Emily finishes her wine and Dave pours her more. For such a small thing, Emily can really pack it away.
“Winnie has worms,” I tell the table, and spread some butter on my bread. “Took her to the vet earlier. I was so worried I was going to have to treat it with some ointment in her butt, but—nope—just a pill.”
I take a sip of wine and grin at them. Josh puts his fork down and cups his forehead. But in a few beats they all break into laughter, and Emily looks over at me with my favorite kind of fondness.
“She doesn’t really have worms. I was just kidding.”
I am nothing if not a decent icebreaker.”
― Josh and Hazel's Guide to Not Dating
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