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The Shampoo Effect
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by Jenny Jackson (Goodreads Author)
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Christina Lauren
“Dave hands me the bread. Josh takes some chicken onto his plate.

The silence is homicidal.

Emily finishes her wine and Dave pours her more. For such a small thing, Emily can really pack it away.

“Winnie has worms,” I tell the table, and spread some butter on my bread. “Took her to the vet earlier. I was so worried I was going to have to treat it with some ointment in her butt, but—nope—just a pill.”

I take a sip of wine and grin at them. Josh puts his fork down and cups his forehead. But in a few beats they all break into laughter, and Emily looks over at me with my favorite kind of fondness.

“She doesn’t really have worms. I was just kidding.”

I am nothing if not a decent icebreaker.”
Christina Lauren, Josh and Hazel's Guide to Not Dating

Christina Lauren
“I feel like I should apologize,” I say. “You did throw up directly afterward.” He laughs quietly, under his breath. “As if that would be my reaction to seeing you naked, Olive.” The door opens and closes again. When I turn to ask him what he meant, he’s gone. •”
Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

Christina Lauren
“Ethan Thomas is doing something weird to my emotions.”
Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

Christina Lauren
“I am a homebody, through and through, and there’s nothing like being home.”
Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

Christina Lauren
“I wouldn’t exactly say we were scraping the bottom of the barrel by date seven, but Josh did feel the need to fake diarrhea, and I readily rushed him out to the car, apologizing profusely to our confused dates over my shoulder.”
Christina Lauren, Josh and Hazel's Guide to Not Dating

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