Emma

“If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.”
― David Sedaris, Barrel Fever: Stories and Essays

“To die will be an awfully big adventure.”
― J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

“Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.”
― Mark Twain