Jordan

“You know what we have to do?"
The Italian nodded. "I know."
"You don't look too happy about it."
"Defacing a beautiful building is a crime."
"But killing people is not?" Dee asked.
"Well, people can always be replaced.”
― Michael Scott, The Magician

“I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says, 'go outside'.”
― Demetri Martin

“A prude is a person who thinks that his own rules of propriety are natural laws.”
― Robert A. Heinlein

“Hurting someone you loved was even worse than being hurt. That stayed with you longer, and weighted you down all through the night into dawn.”
― Claudia Gray, Spellcaster