Frances Hampton

“They want rational reasons and are unwilling to cross into the territory of insanity, which is where all the real answers lie.”
― Jacques Antoine, End of the Road

“Keep them dumb and broke and you have democratic, capitalistic slavery at its finest.”
― Jake Bible, Parkway To Hell

“We are wild and have no laws.”
― Kat Nove, Family Lore

“Three couples approached the Pearly Gates and asked permission from Saint Peter to enter. To the first husband he responded, “You may not enter heaven. All your life you’ve been obsessed with money. Why, you even married a woman named Penny!” He then turned to the second husband and responded, “You may not enter heaven. All your life you’ve been obsessed with food. Why, you even married a woman named Candy.” Taking his wife gently by the hand and looking very sad, the third husband said, “Come on, Fanny, we might as well get out of here!”
― Kevin Kenworthy, The Best Jokes Minnie Pearl Ever Told: