Randee

“Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.”
― Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence

“My life has been shaped by the decision two people made over 24 years ago. They decided to adopt a child. They got me, and I got a chance at the kind of life all children deserve.”
― Karen Fowler, Reflections on Motherhood

“Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.”
― Bill Maher

“Since I was five, I've known that I was adopted, which is a politically correct term for being clueless about one's own origins.”
― Jodi Picoult, Handle with Care