Kelsey

“You're a disgusting, shallow, womanizing jackass, and I hope that soda stains your preppy little shirt." Just before I marched away, i looked over my shoulder and added, "And my name isn't Duffy. it's Bianca. we've been in the same homeroom since middle school, you selfabsorbed son of a bitch.”
― Kody Keplinger, The DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend

“You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.”
― Tom Waits

“What is it about elevators?”
― E.L. James, Fifty Shades of Grey

“Fall down again, Bella?'
No, Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Eclipse