Catherine Sousa

“I hope you enjoy your new floor ornament, it’s me, the store’s hobgoblin.”
― Meghan Quinn, Rules for the Summer

“Tell ’em I have a migraine,” I say. “Real bad one. Goin’ blind and shit.” I wave my hand to emphasize my point, but my hand just flops around like all my bones have turned to Jell-O. “Jesus Christ, put your goddamn hand down and quit makin’ yourself look like a fucking nincompoop.”
― H.D. Carlton, My Dreadful Darling

“You’re bipolar. Right? That’s the root cause of all your mystifying behavior. Bipolar disorder.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Carnal Urges

“I’m a noodle human and will need a two-by-four to help stand me up now.”
― Meghan Quinn, Rules for the Summer