David Rodríguez

“My lord. There is great importance to tea. It should never merely be ‘whatever.”
― Brandon Sanderson, The Alloy of Law

“I understand,” he said, “that the words favor, really, and big have been used. In conjunction, and the right order.”
― Neil Gaiman, Neverwhere

“A boy may be as disagreeable as he pleases, but when a girl refuses to crap sunshine on command, the world mutters darkly about her moods.”
― Scott Lynch, The Republic of Thieves

“It was only then I realized I didn’t know the name of Elodin’s class. I leafed through the ledger until I spotted Elodin’s name, then ran my finger back to where the title of the class was listed in fresh dark ink: “Introduction to Not Being a Stupid Jackass.” I”
― Patrick Rothfuss, The Wise Man's Fear