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“The books, always the books. And for themselves, not to become rich or famous like sensible people. Are we not foolish? But it is a pleasant folly and a sometimes blameless vice”
― Ward Moore, Bring the Jubilee

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― Kelly Sue DeConnick, Bitch Planet, Vol. 1: Extraordinary Machine

“Time, yes … We waste it or save it or use it—one would almost think we mastered it instead of the other way around. Yet are all novels really a waste of the precious dimension? Perhaps you underestimate the value of invention.”
― Ward Moore, Bring the Jubilee

“Since it is difficult to distinguish true prophets from false, it is as well to regard all prophets with suspicion”
― Primo Levi, If This Is a Man • The Truce