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“This is a lot more satisfying," he said, "when I have intelligent life whom I can render awed, rapt with attention for my clever verbosity."
The ugly lizard-crab-thing on the next rock over clicked its claw, an almost hesitant sound.
"Your right, of course," Wit said. "My usual audience isn't particularly intelligent. That was also the obvious joke, however, so shame on you.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Words of Radiance

“Battle was a masculine art. A woman wanting to come to the battlefield was like... well, like a man wanting to read. Unnatural.”
― Brandon Sanderson, The Way of Kings

“I don’t talk to myself because I’m crazy.” “No?” “I do it because I’m awesome.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Words of Radiance

“My little Jasnah, insufferable and wonderful.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Words of Radiance