Vin

“How are your accommodations?” Dalinar asked.
“Sir? I’m in storming prison.” A smile cracked Dalinar’s face.
“So I see. Calm yourself, soldier. If I’d ordered you to guard a room for a week, would you have done it?”
“Yes.”
“Then consider this your duty. Guard this room.”
“I’ll make sure nobody unauthorized runs off with the chamber pot, sir.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Words of Radiance

“Humans can see the world as it is not. It is why your lies can be so strong. You are able to not admit that they are lies.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Words of Radiance

“Battle was a masculine art. A woman wanting to come to the battlefield was like... well, like a man wanting to read. Unnatural.”
― Brandon Sanderson, The Way of Kings

“Does the king know you're back?"

"Nope! I'm trying to think of a properly dramatic way to inform him. Perhaps a hundred chasmfiends marching in unison, singing an ode to my magnificence."

"That sounds… hard."

"Yeah, the storming things have real trouble tuning their tonic chords and maintaining just intonation."

"I have no idea what you just said."

"Yeah, the storming things have real trouble tuning their tonic chords and maintaining just intonation.”
― Brandon Sanderson, The Way of Kings