Christiana

“I make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same mistake more than three or four times.”
― Janet Evanovich, Three to Get Deadly

“Cupcake, your middle name is trouble.”
― Janet Evanovich, Four to Score

“I need mood music. I gotta get myself ready to kick butt."
Lula - High Five”
― Janet Evanovich, High Five

“Babe, you've destroyed a car, burned down two buildings, stapled a guy's nuts, and you have sixteen stitches in your leg. Take a night off. Have a glass of wine, watch some television, and go to bed early."
-Ranger”
― Janet Evanovich, Lean Mean Thirteen