Karrie Wallace

“If you expect nothing from somebody you are never disappointed.”
― Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar

“I commend my soul to any god that can find it.”
― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

“Humanity's a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there.”
― Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

“The short conversation that follows eventually led to a tree religion. Its tenet of faith was this: a tree that was a good tree and led a clean decent and upstanding life could be assured of a future life after death. If it was very good indeed it would eventually be reincarnated as five thousand rolls of lavatory paper.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic