Alice

“Why would you come to Italy to see Spanish steps? That's like going to China for Mexican food, isn't it?”
― Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

“Soon he had a glowing, stinking lasso of poisonous weeds. Hooray.”
― Rick Riordan, The House of Hades

“What would be the best therapy? Punching the evil sod in the knob! [...]
It doesn't undo it though. You'd feel good for a second and then there's just emptiness. It's like bingeing. After the chocolate there's the wrappers.”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“I need to do SOMETHING to make ME feel better about ME.”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary