Alice

“I mean, I can understand not being as pricey as Percy or Jason, maybe... but am I worth, like, two Franks, or three Franks?”
― Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

“What would be the best therapy? Punching the evil sod in the knob! [...]
It doesn't undo it though. You'd feel good for a second and then there's just emptiness. It's like bingeing. After the chocolate there's the wrappers.”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“I need to do SOMETHING to make ME feel better about ME.”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary

“Soon he had a glowing, stinking lasso of poisonous weeds. Hooray.”
― Rick Riordan, The House of Hades