Alice

“He was pretty sure he hadn't dozed off as a snake. Usually, he slept like a dog.”
― Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

“There are no shy women,"announced the count. "The modest way they cast thier eyes down merely his their naivety."
I was fast coming to the conclusion that there was no need to feel afraid of him. He was only a self-satisfied old git who hated women and liked the sound of his own voice.”
― Kerstin Gier, Ruby Red

“Who's possessing who now, Casper?”
― Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

“What would be the best therapy? Punching the evil sod in the knob! [...]
It doesn't undo it though. You'd feel good for a second and then there's just emptiness. It's like bingeing. After the chocolate there's the wrappers.”
― Rae Earl, My Madder Fatter Diary