Trevor May

“There’s nothing more fun than reading a terrible review of your movie in USA Today on your phone as you walk into an interview with a journalist from USA Today.”
― Seth Rogen, Yearbook: A hilarious collection of true stories from the writer of Superbad

“No one has ever found a Neolithic cave painting of someone waking up stressed because they slept through their alarm and missed their nine o’clock management meeting.”
― Matt Haig, Notes on a Nervous Planet

“But hasn’t the world always been a place of endless turmoil, and what has changed is the technology to make us more aware of it?”
― Bill Bailey, Bill Bailey's Remarkable Guide to Happiness

“I never feel entirely safe on a road between some painted lines saying ‘cycle lane’, much as I wouldn’t feel entirely safe swimming between floating markers in Cape Cod that said ‘shark-free lane’.”
― Bill Bailey, Bill Bailey's Remarkable Guide to Happiness