Trevor May

“The problem, clearly, isn’t that we have a shortage of time. It’s more that we have an overload of everything else.”
― Matt Haig, Notes on a Nervous Planet

“Never trust someone who is willingly rude to low-paid service staff –”
― Matt Haig, The Midnight Library

“I never feel entirely safe on a road between some painted lines saying ‘cycle lane’, much as I wouldn’t feel entirely safe swimming between floating markers in Cape Cod that said ‘shark-free lane’.”
― Bill Bailey, Bill Bailey's Remarkable Guide to Happiness

“if you look at the Domesday Book, the average size of an English community at that time was a hundred and fifty people. Except in Kent. Where it was a hundred people. I’m from Kent. We have anti-social DNA.”
― Matt Haig, The Midnight Library