Trevor May

“Never trust someone who is willingly rude to low-paid service staff –”
― Matt Haig, The Midnight Library

“There’s nothing more fun than reading a terrible review of your movie in USA Today on your phone as you walk into an interview with a journalist from USA Today.”
― Seth Rogen, Yearbook: A hilarious collection of true stories from the writer of Superbad

“We are too aware of numerical time and not aware enough of natural time.”
― Matt Haig, Notes on a Nervous Planet

“if you look at the Domesday Book, the average size of an English community at that time was a hundred and fifty people. Except in Kent. Where it was a hundred people. I’m from Kent. We have anti-social DNA.”
― Matt Haig, The Midnight Library