Trevor May

“No one has ever found a Neolithic cave painting of someone waking up stressed because they slept through their alarm and missed their nine o’clock management meeting.”
― Matt Haig, Notes on a Nervous Planet

“I never feel entirely safe on a road between some painted lines saying ‘cycle lane’, much as I wouldn’t feel entirely safe swimming between floating markers in Cape Cod that said ‘shark-free lane’.”
― Bill Bailey, Bill Bailey's Remarkable Guide to Happiness

“There’s nothing more fun than reading a terrible review of your movie in USA Today on your phone as you walk into an interview with a journalist from USA Today.”
― Seth Rogen, Yearbook: A hilarious collection of true stories from the writer of Superbad

“The problem, clearly, isn’t that we have a shortage of time. It’s more that we have an overload of everything else.”
― Matt Haig, Notes on a Nervous Planet