Iliana

“Well,” she said, getting more comfortable, “Here’s what I’ve got so far. I’m going to college and getting a Ph.D. in being awesome. That’s a thing, right? Everyone will call me Dr. Kitten and pay me megabucks to diagnose all their problems. Because, of course, I will have all the answers.”
― Gena Showalter, The Queen of Zombie Hearts

“―get a reward for surviving,” Kat was saying. “You can start by taking off all you clothes and―”

“I don’t need to hear this, Miss Parker,” Mr. Ankh snapped.

“―showering,” she finished. “Alone. Of course. I like my men clean.”
― Gena Showalter, The Queen of Zombie Hearts

“At least my balls are bigger than yours,” she sneered, shocking me. O-kay. Not so lost anymore.

“You sure about that?" Gavin sneered right back, and I couldn’t be sure, but it kind of looked like he was fighting a…smile? “Take off your pants and show me.”

“The only way I’ll ever take off my pants in your presence is to use the material to choke you to death.”
― Gena Showalter, The Queen of Zombie Hearts

“I'm usually a big fan of sexual tension, but this is like an X-rated kindergarten class, with two little jerks crushing on each other, both too stupid to admit it out loud.”
― Gena Showalter, The Queen of Zombie Hearts