Loren Palin

“It’s fifteen hundred miles to Ankh-Morpork,” he said. “We’ve got three hundred and sixty-three elephants, fifty carts of forage, the monsoon’s about to break and we’re wearing . . .we’re wearing . . .sort of things, like glass, only dark . . .dark glass things on our eyes . . .” His voice trailed off. His brow furrowed, as if he’d just been listening to his own voice and hadn’t understood it.”
― Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures