Marta T.

“There are four simple ways for the observant to tell Mr. Croup and Mr. Vandemar apart: first, Mr. Vandemar is two and a half heads taller than Mr. Croup; second, Mr. Croup has eyes of a faded china blue, while Mr. Vandemar's eyes are brown; third, while Mr. Vandemar fashioned the rings he wears on his right hand out of the skulls of four ravens, Mr. Croup has no obvious jewelery; fourth, Mr. Croup likes words, while Mr. Vandemar is always hungry. Also, they look nothing at all alike.”
― Neil Gaiman, Neverwhere

“Happiness is the twinkle in your grandmother's eye as you reverse the tractor off her legs.”
― Hugh Laurie

“Nie lubię poezji, bo nie znoszę
Tego skurwysyna Wojaczka, poety
Pijaka i darmozjada, którego
Dawno powinni byli zamknąć”
― Rafał Wojaczek

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein