Shaolee Nath

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
― George Carlin

“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.”
― Christopher Hitchens, The Portable Atheist: Essential Readings for the Nonbeliever

“There are no ordinary cats.”
― Colette

“Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.”
― Pam Brown