Ellen

“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”
― George Eliot

“You can never be overdressed or overeducated.”
― Oscar Wilde

“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.”
― Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”
― George Carlin