Heather F

“Don’t readjust your contacts. No, that is not the slow hyena from The Lion King. That is my four-pound best friend.”
― Mamrie Hart, You Deserve a Drink: Boozy Misadventures and Tales of Debauchery

“Friends should be like a good bra, lifting you up. Bad friends are like sports bras. They can do wonders when you go out dancing or during high-energy times, but one a day-to-day basis they really just smush down some of your greatest assets.”
― Mamrie Hart, You Deserve a Drink: Boozy Misadventures and Tales of Debauchery

“A generic National Park Service (NPS) brochure promises children, “Hidden within each national park is an exciting story waiting to be discovered. Learning the secrets of each national park is easy. Simply ask your teacher or Park Ranger...” This won’t work at Hampton, an estate built just after the Revolutionary War and located just north of the beltway that circles Baltimore. The staff at Hampton insists it has no story to tell and merely preserves the architecture. I have taken several tours at Hampton; each ranger begins by saying something like, “Every National Park Service site has a historical reason to be in the Park Service, except this one.” The NPS Web site groups its many sites under about 40 different topics. Many properties get multiple listings, but Hampton occurs only once, under “architecture.”
― James W. Loewen, Lies Across America: What Our Historic Sites Get Wrong

“I was just flirting with girls whom I had tingly feelings for because... well, you know... friendship.”
― Hannah Hart, Buffering: Unshared Tales of a Life Fully Loaded