Lisa Beer

“Emotional fuckwittage”
― Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones’s Diary

“This was another of our fears: that Life wouldn't turn out to be like Literature.”
― Julian Barnes, The Sense of an Ending

“Can officially confirm that the way to a man's heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him.”
― Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones’s Diary

“What you end up remembering isn't always the same as what you have witnessed.”
― Julian Barnes, The Sense of an Ending