Jaya G

“He'd felt like a jack-o-lantern for the past few days, as if his guts had been yanked out with a fork and dumped in a heap while a grinning smile stayed plastered on his face.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
― Terry Pratchett, Jingo

“The road to hell is paved with adverbs.”
― Stephen King, On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft

“I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”
― Steve Martin