Simon Balfre

“Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.”
― Dorothy Parker

“Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get.”
― Robert A. Heinlein

“Tell him I was too fucking busy-- or vice versa.”
― Dorothy Parker

“The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday—but never jam to-day.”
“It must come sometimes to ‘jam to-day,’” Alice objected.
“No, it ca’n’t,” said the Queen. “It’s jam every other day: to-day isn’t any other day, you know”
― Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There