Jonah

“Hermione turned and beamed at Harry; her eyes, too, were full of tears.
‘…then I declare you bonded for life.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“Mr. Vey, you cannot be stuffed into a locker without your consent." Dallstrom said, which may be the dumbest thing ever said in a school. "You should have resisted. That's like blaming someone who was struck by lightning for getting in the way.”
― Richard Paul Evans, The Prisoner of Cell 25

“Did you alltake your pants off? The swim team really knows how to throw a party.”
― Jennifer Echols, Forget You

“Hermione was screaming again: the sound went through Harry like physical pain.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows