Gergely

“Pattern, you’re to be our chaperone tonight.” “What,” Pattern said with a hum, “is a chaperone?” “That is someone who watches two young people when they are together, to make certain they don’t do anything inappropriate.” “Inappropriate?” Pattern said. “Such as . . . dividing by zero?”
― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer

“What kind of hero are you?'
Gabriel laughed, shaking his head.
'Who the fuck told you I was a hero?”
― Jay Kristoff, Empire of the Vampire

“How did they decide what was valuable? Did they all just gather together, sit around in their suits and gowns, and say, “Oi. Let’s start eatin’ fish eggs, and make the stuff real expensive. That’ll rust their brains, it will.” Then they’d have a nice round of rich folks’ laughter and throw some servants off the top of a building to see what kind of splats they’d make when they hit.”
― Brandon Sanderson, The Bands of Mourning

“A life without books is a life not lived.”
― Jay Kristoff, Empire of the Vampire