Cassidy Grubbe

“I spent your Wish on that doucheface,” I said into his chest.
“Hazel Grace. No. I will grant you that you did spend my one and only Wish, but you did not spend it on him. You spent it on us.”
― John Green

“Are you currently at your house?" he asked.
"Um, no," I said.
"That was a trick question. I knew the answer, because I am currently at your house.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“But alas, the world is not a wish-granting factory.”
― John Green

“Time's a slut, she screws with everyone.”
― John Green