Brandon Howell

“The longer I live, the more I’m convinced the world’s just one big high school, with the cool kids always targeting the uncool.”
― Greg Gutfeld, Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You

“The cool hate nothing more than when a genuinely original thinker rejects them. The cool need recruits to survive. Teens that reject them with a smile on their face destroy the most destructive movement in modern civilization. Rejecting cool, these brave kids help build the muscles of their ego and self-esteem that will be invaluable when they hit the real world. And when—inevitably—the real world hits them.”
― Greg Gutfeld, Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You

“For a community to grow to a size that sustains those who don’t contribute to the growth of said community (whom I call leeches but society has chosen to call grad students), you need an immensely powerful creature to build a structure that allows those loafers to exist. But even a whale can only support so many parasites.”
― Greg Gutfeld, Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You

“The point of cool is to erase your ability to say no. Saying yes buys you cool cachet, but it always ruins your life later.”
― Greg Gutfeld, Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You