Laura Pickering-polstra

“Whenever you hear the phrase zero tolerance, remember, someone is bullshitting you.”
― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

“My advice: just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place.”
― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

“I think one of the problems in this country is that too many people are screwing things up, committing crimes and then getting on with their lives. What is really needed for public officials who shame themselves is ritual suicide.”
― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

“You wouldn't know it, from some of the things I've said over the years, but I like people... I do... I like people, but I like them in short bursts. I don't like people for extended periods of time. I'm all right with them for a little while, but once you get past around a minute, minute-and-a-half, I gotta get the f*** outta there.”
― George Carlin, It's Bad for Ya