Varun Bubber

“That got her up on stage pretty quick, and she sang a song, which was in Spanish, so I don’t know what it was about, except she seemed to be singing it mainly to Sharisse and it had a word that sounded like “poota” in it a lot.”
― Dave Barry, Lunatics

“But when you take over a ship with a bomb threat, you really go first-class.”
― Dave Barry, Lunatics

“I’m not saying all the women were hot. Some of them, if they fell overboard, they’d be harpooned by Japs.”
― Dave Barry, Lunatics

“Horkman made a sound like a bullfrog trying to give a blow job to a buffalo.”
― Dave Barry, Lunatics