Varun Bubber

“That got her up on stage pretty quick, and she sang a song, which was in Spanish, so I don’t know what it was about, except she seemed to be singing it mainly to Sharisse and it had a word that sounded like “poota” in it a lot.”
― Dave Barry, Lunatics

“He stepped forward, and as he did the left side of his coconut brassiere slipped down, revealing his left nipple. He shoved the coconut back into place. He didn’t want to look unprofessional.”
― Dave Barry, Lunatics

“Hey,” he said, “you won’t ever meet a man who likes women better than me. They’re the best thing on the planet. And I don’t just mean horizontal. Women hold the world together.”
― Scott Turow, Personal Injuries

“I’m not saying all the women were hot. Some of them, if they fell overboard, they’d be harpooned by Japs.”
― Dave Barry, Lunatics