“He stepped forward, and as he did the left side of his coconut brassiere slipped down, revealing his left nipple. He shoved the coconut back into place. He didn’t want to look unprofessional.”
― Lunatics
― Lunatics
“You came to a strip club with a woman who is not your fiancée, and a gorilla on your wedding day.”
― Insane City
― Insane City
“Never again will I underestimate the persuasive power of a woman with legal training and big tits.”
― Lunatics
― Lunatics
“Horkman made a sound like a bullfrog trying to give a blow job to a buffalo.”
― Lunatics
― Lunatics
“That got her up on stage pretty quick, and she sang a song, which was in Spanish, so I don’t know what it was about, except she seemed to be singing it mainly to Sharisse and it had a word that sounded like “poota” in it a lot.”
― Lunatics
― Lunatics
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