Veronika

“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”
― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

“Taking one’s chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm, and sometimes there is something terrible lurking around that you cannot see until it is too late and you can do nothing else but scream and cling to a plastic duck.”
― Lemony Snicket

“Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.”
― Neil Gaiman

“Well-read people are less likely to be evil.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Slippery Slope