Snowball

“Why are we doing it? We could both do other things."
"Oh, this will be interesting."
"You could...crap, I don't know. Be a translator! There you go."
"This is true. You could be a dog walker."
"Thanks. You could run a riding stable."
"Death first. You could be a model." Ben smiled. "Aftershave?"
Nikolas raised an eyebrow. "I was hoping for underwear.”
― John Wiltshire, Love is a Stranger

“If Ben hadn't known better, he'd have said the dog was knowingly working the case with them he was so convincing.”
― John Wiltshire, Love is a Stranger

“Be careful, Benjamin. I would hate to have to work on a eulogy to read at your funeral."
"Shit, just say I was a dumb bastard with weird taste in men and leave it at that."
Nik nodded seriously. "That would work.”
― John Wiltshire, Love is a Stranger

“What is the biggest threat to your—our—national identity, Benjamin?"
"Britain’s Got Talent?”
― John Wiltshire, Love is a Stranger