Sofia Reyes

“I am constantly torn between killing myself and killing everyone around me.”
― David Levithan, Will Grayson, Will Grayson

“I've given guys blow jobs just because I've run out of things to talk about.'
Oh, Rae. Who hasn't”
― Anne Lamott, Crooked Little Heart

“If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say in a pleasant and hopeful voice, "Well this isn't too bad, I don't have a left arm anymore but at least nobody will ever ask me if I'm left-handed or right-handed," but most of us would say something more along the lines of, "Aaaaaa! My arm! My arm!”
― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

“A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
― Marcus Tullius Cicero