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The Principal's Son
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Closer Than Ever
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"Am going to drop book.Not recommended to anyone.I am not even sure of the story's plot:(" Mar 29, 2015 03:38AM

 
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Carrie    Cross
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Carrie Cross, The Mystery of Shadow Hills

“For the past twelve years, she had arrived at the school at precisely 7:15 each morning. Upon arriving, she went to the teacher’s lounge for a cup of coffee—black with half a teaspoon of sugar.”
Roderick J. Robison, The Principal's Son

Hamilton Wright Mabie
“I should like it to be as fair as snow, as rosy as the red blood, and with hair and eyes as black as ebony.”
Hamilton Wright Mabie, Fairy Tales Every Child Should Know

“A little boy and his friends are being called bastards and bitches by bullies at school. The boy goes home and asks, "Dad, what are bastards and bitches?" And his dad replies, "Bitches are ladies and bastards are gentlemen." Then the boy goes upstairs to see his mom. As he enters the room, he accidentally drops a perfume bottle, and his mom says, "Shit!" "Mom, what is shit?" and she says, "Perfume." So he goes to see his dad (who is carving a chicken), and his dad cuts himself and yells, "Fuck!" The boy asks, "Dad, what does fuck mean?" and dad says "preparing." Then he follows his dad upstairs. A few minutes later his mom and dad are about to have sex when his dad says, "Where are the condoms?" The little boy asks, "What are condoms?" and his father says, "Condoms are coats and jackets." The following night his father invites over some important business clients. The boy opens the door for them and says, "Hello! Please come in, Bastards and bitches. Hang your condoms up here, my mom is upstairs rubbing shit on her face and my dad is downstairs fucking the chicken.”
Various, 101 Dirty Jokes - sexual and adult's jokes

Jules Verne
“Such were the loud and startling words which resounded through the air, above the vast watery desert of the Pacific, about four o'clock in the evening of the 23rd of March, 1865.”
Jules Verne, The Mysterious Island

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