D.S. Heem

“THIS IS FUN. TO DRINK EXCESSIVELY IS FUN. WE ARE HAVING FUN. HE IS HAVING FUN. THIS IS SOME FUN. WHAT FUN.”
― Terry Pratchett, Mort

“I see a lot of head wounds. I always hate them. The greatest thing in the world, the brain; and to see it torn apart like this— Well... I hate it Columbo. I just goddamn hate it.”
― William Harrington, Columbo: The Grassy Knoll

“I have corn in my world.”
― George R.R. Martin

“YOU COULD HAVE HAD ETERNITY."
"I know, I've been very lucky.”
― Terry Pratchett, Mort