D.S. Heem

“A pair of starfighters. Jedi starfighters. Only two.
Two is enough.
Two is enough because the adults are wrong, and their younglings are right.
Though this is the end of the age of heroes, it has saved its best for last.”
― Matthew Woodring Stover, Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

“Don't you want to die nobly for a just cause?"

"I'd much rather live quietly for one.”
― Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters

“I have corn in my world.”
― George R.R. Martin

“THIS IS FUN. TO DRINK EXCESSIVELY IS FUN. WE ARE HAVING FUN. HE IS HAVING FUN. THIS IS SOME FUN. WHAT FUN.”
― Terry Pratchett, Mort