James Davis

“All right, all right. No need to get grouchy just because I insulted you.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward

“Oh, he’s not stupid, just a slow learner. Stupid people are useless. Slow learners are tremendous fun to jerk around.”
― Scott Meyer, Spell or High Water

“I wasn’t sure what Sun Tzu or Beowulf would say about flirting with cute guys. Maybe share the skulls of your enemies with them, as a gesture of affection?”
― Brandon Sanderson, Skyward

“Like many middle-aged men, Todd was dressing like he thought cool young people dressed. That’s why cool young people change their looks so often. Because if they don’t, they’ll eventually end up dressing like an aging dork.”
― Scott Meyer, An Unwelcome Quest