Mike

“How absurd men are! They never use the liberties they have, they demand those they do not have. They have freedom of thought, they demand freedom of speech.”
― Soren Kierkegaard

“Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. ”
― Fred Allen

“I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me.”
― Fred Allen

“Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you. ”
― Fred Allen