Mike

“Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. ”
― Fred Allen

“What is a poet? An unhappy man who hides deep anguish in his heart, but whose lips are so formed that when the sigh and cry pass through them, it sounds like lovely music.”
― Soren Kierkegaard, Either/Or: A Fragment of Life

“I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me.”
― Fred Allen

“How absurd men are! They never use the liberties they have, they demand those they do not have. They have freedom of thought, they demand freedom of speech.”
― Soren Kierkegaard