“These days if I ate three bites of a Blizzard, that Blizzard would turn into a tornado of farts.”
― You Deserve a Drink: Boozy Misadventures and Tales of Debauchery
― You Deserve a Drink: Boozy Misadventures and Tales of Debauchery
“Finally, I would like to assure my many Buddhist, Christian, Hindu, Jewish, and Muslim friends that I am sincerely happy that the religion which Chance has given you has contributed to your peace of mind (and often, as Western medical science now reluctantly admits, to your physical well-being). Perhaps it is better to be un-sane and happy, than sane and un-happy. But it is best of all to be sane and happy.”
― 3001: The Final Odyssey
― 3001: The Final Odyssey
“She thanked the toilet, but it did not respond. That was good—if she started to think of it as a sentient being, it would probably be much harder to poop in its mouth.”
― Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits
― Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits
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