David P

“Magnificent phrases like 'inductive reactance' flow effortlessly from the lips of guys who can't cook hot dogs or find the flashing blue light in a K-Mart store.”
― Kenn Amdahl

“When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch.”
― Douglas Adams

“Headbangers' are people who like heavy-metal music, which is performed by skinny men with huge hair who stomp around the stage, striking their instruments and shrieking angrily, apparently because somebody has stolen all their shirts.”
― Dave Barry

“I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it.”
― Erwin Schrödinger