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“I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.”
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“Look out for number one and try not to step in number two.”
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“my wifes cooking is so bad the flys fix our screens”
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“What a doctor I’ve got—he’s really mixed up. Last week, he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then he hit me in the balls with a hammer.”
― It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs
― It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs
“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”
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Tom’s 2025 Year in Books
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180 books
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